Tombstone: Doc Holliday's 20 Best One-Liners

Summary Doc Holliday's iconic quotes elevate Tombstone to legendary status in the Western genre.

Val Kilmer's portrayal of Doc Holliday is scene-stealing and unforgettable for fans of the film.

The best Doc Holliday quotes showcase his loyalty, humor, and unwavering determination in the face of death.

The Doc Holliday quotes in Tombstone are one of the big reasons it is one of the most popular Westerns of the modern era. It tells the story of legendary lawman Wyatt Earp after he decides to retire and spend his days in the town of Tombstone, Arizona. However, thanks to outlaws in the town terrifying the citizens and law enforcement refusing to do anything about it, the Earp brothers come out of retirement to bring justice to the town. By their side is Wyatt's long-time friend, Doc Holliday, a former dentist turned poker-playing gunfighter.

It is Val Kilmer's scene-stealing portrayal of Doc Holliday that most fans point to when discussing their love for the film. The amazing dialogue, delivered with ease by Kilmer, elevates the character to legendary status. The actor's performance as the legendary Doc Holliday is so iconic that almost every line that he says feels like an all-time great and so many of them remain memorable long after the credits roll. With fans looking back on Kilmer's iconic acting career, and the amazing roles he took on, Tombstone ranks near the top of the list, and the best Doc Holliday quotes are a big part of the reason why.

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20 "Not Me; I’m In My Prime."

Doc To Johnny Ringo About His Possible Retirement

One of the key storylines in Tombstone is that Doc Holliday is not in the best of health. While the Earp brothers moved to Tombstone to retire, Doc was also no longer a dentist by trade and was just spending his days drinking, gambling, and spending time with Big Nose Kate. However, his pride was still there and that was on display when he met Johnny Ringo.

It says even more about Doc that he likely knew he didn't have much longer to live and still said this.

While Curly Bill was measuring up Kurt Russell's Wyatt Earp at the poker table, Ringo turned his eyes to Doc and asked if he was retired too. Doc just looked at him and said, "Not me, I'm in my prime." This led to a tense moment between the two, and these Doc Holliday quotes would pay off later in the movie. It says even more about Doc that he likely knew he didn't have much longer to live and still said this.

19 "It’s Not Revenge He’s After. It’s A Reckoning."

Doc On The Threat Of Johnny Ringo

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Doc Holliday was there to stand by Wyatt Earp's (Kurt Russell) side to the end. However, even he knew that the fight they were taking on was one that would have dire consequences. Death had already come to the town of Tombstone on both sides, with Wyatt losing a brother and Johnny Ringo losing two. This led Doc to understand what needed to happen next and how there was no avoiding the bloodshed to come.

When talking about Johnny coming for them, he said it was "not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning." He also knew that Wyatt Earp would lose to Johnny Ringo in a gunfight, setting the villain up as a truly formidable enemy to the heroic lawman. However, it also sets the stage for Doc's clever and oddly touching way of handling the situation.

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18 "Forgive Me If I Don’t Shake Hands."

Doc Shutting Down The Corrupt Official

When the Earp brothers show up in the town of Tombstone, they meet the local sheriff Johnny Behan, who is aligned with the murderous cowboys - even after they gunned down Marshal Fred White. When Wyatt meets the sheriff, he is cordial, but Doc Holliday is not. As Doc looks at the sheriff, he delivers a typical example of his withering insults when he just mockingly says, "Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

While Doc is very skilled with his guns, such comments as that achieve significant damage on their own. It showed that Doc did not respect the sheriff and revealed to the town who had the real power in this confrontation. Doc may have his faults, but there was a sense that he had superiority over most people he came across, making them feel inferior with a dismissive look and pointed comment.

17 "Then Again, You May Be The Antichrist."

Doc Showing Why Kate Is His Ideal Match

Doc Holliday was not alone when he arrived in Tombstone with the Earp brothers, as he had a lover by his side in Big Nose Kate. After Doc collapses and his tuberculosis worsens, a doctor tells him to quit drinking and smoking and leaves the room.

That is when Kate takes his shirt off and begins to care for him, telling him that she is a good woman. Doc looks at her and agrees that she is a good woman, but then adds, "Then again, you may be the Antichrist."

There is genuine love and affection between the two, but they are also two people who enjoy the wild side of life with Doc showing Kate respect by pointing out her dangerous side. For a man like Doc, it is hard to decide whether he would prefer a good woman or the Antichrist as a companion.

16 "Wyatt Earp Is My Friend."

Doc On Why He Chooses To Fight

The best Doc Holliday quotes show that he is loyal and determined - as long as it is to a person that he feels is worthy and no one is more worthy of Doc's respect than Wyatt Earp. Even with Doc's health failing and death seemingly imminent, he is on the streets during the Fight at the O.K. Corral and holds his own in the battle.

It is here that Texas Jack exasperatedly asks Doc why he is out on the streets fighting when he should be in his room resting. This leads to just five words from Doc that really show who he is - "Wyatt Earp is my friend." With that, he made sure he lived long enough to ensure that Wyatt was safe. This sense of brotherhood is what helped make Tombstone such a beloved Western.

15 "You Know, Ed, If I Thought You Weren't My Friend, I Just Don't Think I Could Bear It."

Doc Taunting A Lesser Card Player

Doc Holliday is depicted in the movie as an excellent card player and this gets him into his fair share of fights. It seems that he is less interested in the money he gets and more interested in simply besting people at the card table. However, it is not enough to simply beat them, he wants to humiliate them as well.

When he's introduced at the beginning, one such argument happens right off the bat. Holliday is playing against a man named Ed Bailey, who takes exception to Holliday's victory and begins getting aggressive, only for Holliday to crank up his sarcasm and push right back. Of all the Doc Holliday quotes, this shows how he treats someone he has no respect for. While he will die for Wyatt, men like Ed don't deserve more than one line and a dismissal.

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14 "I Stand Corrected, Wyatt. You're An Oak."

Doc Teasing Wyatt About His Love Interest

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Another charming aspect of Wyatt and Doc's friendship is how they can tease each other like typical friends. When Wyatt first meets his main love interest, the actress Josephine Marcus, face to face after a performance, she enters the saloon by dancing with various men across the floor toward Earp.

Holliday had deliberately set Earp up by getting him to insist that he was a faithfully married man who would forsake all other women before she walked in and when Earp proves to be a man of his word and declines to dance with Josephine, Holliday is forced to admit defeat. However, the tone with which Doc delivers the line suggests that he is well aware he'll be proven right before long. Indeed, when Earp next meets Josephine, he relents to his desire to pursue her by sarcastically telling himself, "Yeah, I'm an oak, all right."

13 "Evidently, Mr. Ringo's An Educated Man. Now I Really Hate Him."

Doc Mocking Johnny Ringo's Intelligence

Holliday's main rivalry in the movie is between him and the ruthless gunslinger Johnny Ringo, whose reputation appears to match Holliday's own as does his intellect and skill with a pistol. On their first meeting, the two immediately get into a little war of words, spilling over from English into Latin. This prompts Holliday to explain in a typically hilarious and sardonic manner.

[I]n the end, Doc was only learning who Johnny was and where his weaknesses lie.

What makes this particular moment so great is that Doc hates Johnny because he reminds him of himself. However, Doc proves smarter here because he studies Johnny's movements with the gun and uses them against him in their final duel later in the movie. Johnny thought that he was being intimidating and making Doc fear him. However, in the end, Doc was only learning who Johnny was and where his weaknesses lie.

12 "I Know, Why Don't We Have A Spelling Contest?"

Doc Antagonizes Ike Clanton

Tombstone depicts the Wild West as a vicious place filled with dangerous and aggressive people. The strong men in this movie are constantly challenging each other, attempting to make themselves out to be the toughest which means they cannot abide any insult however small. This is something that Holliday understands and is all too eager to provoke these high-strung gunfighters with some perfect insults. This proves particularly easy when it comes to Tombstone's cowardly villain Ike Clanton.

About halfway through the movie, once the central conflicts have begun to show themselves, Holliday once again gets into an altercation due to being too successful at cards. After beating Ike 12 hands in a row, things start to get heated. Holliday, seeing the opportunity to really push his opponent, suggests that poker isn't Ike's game and proposes this alternative as a joke, finally causing Clanton to snap.

11 "My Hypocrisy Goes Only So Far."

Doc To Wyatt About Turning Down The Badge

One of the most endearing things about Doc Holliday in Tombstone is that even though he is a carefree troublemaker most of the time, he has his own code and set of morals. Holliday was deputized before joining Wyatt Earp on his vendetta ride to hunt down the cowboys responsible for murdering Wyatt's brother Morgan. Before dueling with Johnny Ringo, Holliday was sure to show his opponent the badge letting him know he had the legal right to shoot him dead.

After killing Johnny Ringo, Doc took off his badge and placed it on the corpse. When Wyatt arrives on the scene, Doc explains that, although he is happy to stand beside his friend on his quest for vengeance it doesn't hide the fact that inside he will always be a killer, and he's at peace with that.

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10 "There's No Normal Life There's Just Life. Now Get On With It."

Doc To Wyatt On The Right Path In Life

Tombstone is known as an exciting Western movie with a lot of tough guy characters delivering stern lines. However, some of the most impactful moments in the movie are emotional ones. These scenes typically involve the death of a key character, such as Morgan Earp's heartbreaking final scene with Wyatt after being shot.

Another sad moment comes when Wyatt loses another important person in his life as Doc Holliday dies from tuberculosis. In his final conversation with Wyatt Earp, he drops some more insightful quotes to his best friend after the hardened lawman confesses all he wants now is a little normalcy.

Doc drops the hard truth on his only friend from his deathbed emphasizing that no matter what people do, they all end up in the same place in the end so they better find happiness while they can. Wyatt seems to take Doc's words to heart and seeks out Josie - the woman he loves. However, up until talking with Doc, Wyatt was too afraid to commit.

9 "I'm Your Huckleberry."

​​​Doc Challenging Johnny Ringo

Perhaps the quote most associated with Doc Holliday, he spoke the line twice in Tombstone -- the first time was in response to Johnny Ringo's open challenge to Wyatt Earp and his crew. However, Ringo's fellow cowboys broke up the fight before anything could happen. Johnny Ringo wouldn't be so lucky the second time when he greets who he thinks is Wyatt Earp only to realize it is actually Doc Holliday who has come to fight instead.

Holliday cooly announced his arrival with his most famous line and dispatched Johnny Ringo minutes later. The taunting line shows the ease at which Doc approaches a deadly situation, as if it is a game. The look on Johnny's face when Doc emerges from the shadows to deliver this line is one of the most satisfying moments in the movie.

8 "Johnny I Apologize, I Forgot You Were There."

Doc Dismissing Johnny Tyler

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It doesn't take Wyatt Earp long to make enemies as he confronts a local bully, Johnny Tyler (Billy Bob Thornton). After slapping the man around and humiliating him, Wyatt is walking through the streets of Tombstone with his brothers, unaware that Johnny is coming for revenge. However, as a gun-toting Johnny approaches Wyatt from behind, Doc calls out to the man, setting things in motion.

The mere presence of Holliday was enough to scare Tyler and stop him in his tracks, unsure of what to do next, especially when he finds out the man he was planning to kill is Wyatt Earp. As Holliday and the Earp brothers stood catching up in the street Doc finally let the cowardly Johnny Tyler off the hook by dismissing him with this hilariously insulting line. A big part of his charm came from the fact that he can deliver such a comedic line in a serious situation.

7 "I've Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself."

Doc On His Drinking Habits

Besides gun fighting and poker, Doc Holliday had another destructive hobby - drinking. As he got older and the effects of Doc's tuberculosis began to worsen, he relied even more on alcohol to soothe his pain.

As heroic and confident as Holliday is in the movie, Val Kilmer also does a great job of showing his decline, making these moments of the character beginning to slip away hard to watch. Yet in typical Doc Holliday fashion, he is the last one to admit there is something to be concerned about.

While playing poker and winning hand after hand against Ike Clanton, Doc began to insult the slow-witted cowboy. Ike responded with violence before Wyatt Earp intervened and apologized on Holliday's behalf, blaming his actions on being drunk. However, no one knows his own limits like Doc Holliday, who assured everyone that he was just getting started.

6 "Why Johnny Ringo, You Look Like Somebody Just Walked Over Your Grave."

Doc Teasing A Frightened Johnny Ringo

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The sadistic cowboy known as Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn) had challenged Wyatt Earp to a duel to the death, but it was Doc Holliday who showed up instead. As confident as Ringo was, it was hard to ignore the fact that Holliday was a well-known killer with legendary speed. Johnny Ringo couldn't help but show his inner fear at the sight of the former dentist and his doubts about his ability to beat him bubbled to the surface.

The change in Johnny's face when he realizes that it is Holliday who has emerged from the shadows to face him is one of the most satisfying moments in the whole movie.

Holliday had obviously seen that look before in many of his past opponents and continues to take control of the situation by mocking Johnny's fear even as he prepares to kill him. The change in Johnny's face when he realizes that it is Holliday who has emerged from the shadows to face him is one of the most satisfying moments in the whole movie. It is made even more satisfying by the fact that Holliday noticed the change in expressions himself.

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5 "I'm Afraid The Strain Was More Than He Could Bear."

As much as Johnny is scared to see Doc Holliday as his opponent in the final duel, he seems to gain a bit of confidence seeing Holliday's condition. This is a man who literally left his deathbed to face Johnny. However, Holliday is quick to prove he still has plenty of fight in him and he finishes off Johnny effortlessly.

After killing Johnny, Earp arrives to find Holliday kneeling over Ringo's body. Before Earp's arrival, he laments rather sarcastically that Ringo was just too "high-strung" and adds this explanation when Earp walks over. Even after besting Johnny and saving his friend, Doc still insults his dead enemy, suggesting to Wyatt that it was Johnny's own fault he is dead. It is another one of the most cutting Doc Holliday quotes that presents him as something of an anti-hero who can be cruel yet someone to easily root for.

4 "In Vino Veritas."

Doc Stands By His Drunken Insults

Upon meeting Johnny Ringo, Doc Holliday immediately insults him. In an attempt to broker peace, Wyatt Earp apologizes on Doc's behalf attributing his behavior to being drunk to which Doc replies in Latin, "In Vino Veritas," or "In wine there is truth." Doc Holliday is simply pointing out that just because he is drunk does not mean he's not speaking the truth.

Ringo is also an educated man and the two gunslingers have a tense conversation completely in Latin. What is great about the scene is that the audience doesn't need to understand what they are saying to know these two are on a collision course towards war. This tense confrontation between the two men makes it seem as though Holliday could be a man who is all talk and no action which makes it all the more impressive when he proves that he can do both easily.

3 "I Have Two Guns, One For Each Of You."

Doc Threatening A Cowboy

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Earlier in the evening, Doc had been playing piano after a night of drinking and poker. He is interrupted when Wyatt finds himself surrounded by a group of cowboys wanting to free their leader who is accused of murder.

Doc wanders into the street to help his friend when one of the cowboys refers to him as "the drunk piano player," and tells him he's so drunk he's probably seeing double. Never at a loss for words, the deadly gunfighter pulls out both pistols and remarks, "I have two guns, one for each of you."

It is one of the funniest Doc Holliday quotes that show he is never someone who should be underestimated. Rather than take offense to always being called a drunk, Holliday embraces the reputation while also being more than willing to show that his drinking habits do not affect his gunslinging habits in the least.

2 "You're A Daisy If You Do."

Doc Challenges A Cowboy

During the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral Doc found himself in the sights of real-life gunslinger Frank McLaury who barked, "I've got you now, you son of a bi**h." Always cool under pressure, Holliday simply replied, "You're a daisy if you do," and watched as McLaury was shot by Morgan Earp. While it is not a common phrase today, it was simply Holliday's way of telling his would-be killer that he would be more than impressed if he actually managed to kill him.

According to witnesses of the gunfight, Doc Holliday actually uttered these now-iconic Doc Holliday quotes when he found himself in the crosshairs of Frank McLaury, which only adds to the legendary outlaw's legacy. It is cliche to say that a character laughs in the face of death. However, Holliday is the kind of person who will face an almost certain death and choose to insult it.

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1 "I'm Dying How Are You?"

Witty At Even The Worst Times

Even at his lowest point, Doc Holliday was capable of delivering witty one-liners. This darkly comedic line was his response to his best and only friend Wyatt Earp. The lawman had come for one of his regular visits with Holliday who was nearing the end of his battle with tuberculosis. Doc was laid up in bed at a Colorado sanatorium. Wyatt casually asked Doc how he was doing. Holliday just as casually replied, "I'm dying, how are you?"

Holliday embraced his end with a bluntness that was just like how he lived his life.

Once again, Holliday faces death with a wicked sense of humor as well as bravery. He is also not interested in sparing Wyatt from having to face the reality of losing his friend. Holliday embraced his end with a bluntness that was just like how he lived his life. To him, it was just a matter of fact in the end.

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buy Not available Not available Not available Tombstone is a Western film loosely based on true events in the 1880s and features an ensemble cast including Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, and Sam Elliot. When a group of outlaws known as the Cowboys ride into a town and slay several police officers for revenge for the death of two of their gang members, word of their misdeeds reaches the ears of a retired lawman. Gathering a group together, the new vigilantes will defend the town and aim to end the terror of the Cowboys. Director George P. Cosmatos Release Date December 25, 1993 Writers Kevin Jarre Cast Bill Paxton , Charlton Heston , Sam Elliott , Powers Boothe , Val Kilmer , Kurt Russell , Michael Biehn , Jason Priestley Runtime 130 minutes