Harry and Sadie

An elderly Jewish couple…

Harry and Sadie, an elderly Jewish couple, had been married for 35 years but had never gotten along.

He tells her one day around this time of year, “So? I’m guessing you’ll want a Hanukkah present?”

“Harry, I want a divorce,” she tells him.

Harry says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”

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