A well-planned life

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well-planned life?”

“Yes,” said her friend.

“My first marriage was to a millionaire;

my second marriage was to an actor;

my third marriage was to a preacher;

and now I’m married to an undertaker.”

Her friend asked, “What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?”

“One for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go.

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