A birthday present for the husband

Jane treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday….

At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?”

Jane asks, “How come he knows you by name?”

“Honey, I play football with him,” he replies.

Inside, the bartender immediately asks him, “The usual, Jim?”

Jim says to his wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next a stripper walks by and asks, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again today?”

Now Jane storms out dragging Jim with her into a taxi.

The taxi driver comments, “Hey, Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time…”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday.

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