Jealous husband

My wife, where are you?

Jealous husband on the phone: My wife, where are you?

Wife: At home, love.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes!

Husband : Turn on the blender!

Wife (turns blender on): reeereeeereeee

Husband: OK, my love, goodbye.

Another day, the jealous husband: My wife, where are you?

Wife: At home, love.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: Turn on the blender!

Wife (turns blender on): reeereeeereeee

Husband: OK, my love, goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to come home early, without notice, and finds his son Johnny alone and asks: “Son, where’s your mother?”

Johnny: “I do not know, she went out – and took the blender…”

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