Who walks into the bar, you said?

(End of this series – at least for this month…)

A Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar.

As they walk in, the Scotsman proclaims loudly for all to hear, “Drinks for the house, on me!”

The next day in the newspaper the headlines reads:

“Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death.”

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.”

The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla replies, “Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain’t coming back either.”

A young man is passing by a bar when he sees an old woman fishing with a stick and a string in a puddle by the sidewalk.

“She must be a poor old fool,” he thinks to himself, and out of the kindness of his heart, he invites the woman in for a drink.

After he’s paid for their round and the two are sitting quietly, he asks her, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old woman grins, takes a big sip of her drink, and replies, “You’re the eighth.”

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